OK, it's been a HOT summer even before summer and its making everyone crazy so I thought I'd join in. I figured we needed some comic relief.
I'm no rapper and certainly no threat to Jay Z or anyone else (I can't even sing without scaring people), but here goes my attempt at rap.
Armor Glass “Rap” Song…
When da big winds start blowing
and breakin’ the neighbors glass
And you wonder ‘bout protecting your ass
Momma says you got no need to worry
You got that Armor Glass!
When da bad boys are coming down the street
Breaking windows in the heat
They got to be mad they couldn’t get through yours
Armor Glass Just Can’t Be Beat!
And if your head’s frying in the sun
From the solar blast
Just Cool it with Armor Glass!
So when storms are raging, wiping fast,
no need to worry about broken GLASS!
You got protection with Armor Glass!”
Don't worry. I'm not about to give up my "day" job to go into rap/songwriting! lol